Polls are closed.

Thanks for voting in the first of many weekly polls. Due to confusion with the new Mobius strip ballot, dangling Steves, misinformation in the Florida Electoral Junior College, the incompetence of Camille Paglia, bullying perpetuated by the Harry Potter fan club, and the limitations of the Commodore 64 voting stations, the winner is:

Craptastic.

Thanks again and enjoy the rest of your pastrami.